Welcome to my brand new blog, 'Blithering Idiocy'! Yes, I can still smell the new blog smell. Smells like fecal matter in potentia.
For the morbidly curious the runner-up title was 'Fucking Lunacy'. Which was scrapped so I could at least throw up a pathetically thin pretense of morality. Also to avoid the temptation of moon oriented puns.
Throughout my maintenance of this blog I shall seek to explore the depths of human stupidity, a dark and potentially deadly task indeed. For, if I am not mistaken, a famous German philosopher once said, "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Which conveniently segues into the second, and potentially far more entertaining, goal of this blog. Keeping score. Yes, dear readers, I shall be tracking scores for various parties, including myself, to see who is truly the dumbest, most blithering idiot of them all. For, it is well known, there can be only one!
So, with much ado, I shall award Blithering Idiocy's first 5 incredibly stupid points to... Myself! For starting a blog on the internet! What a grand occasion this is! Truly remarkable. We are off to an excellent start my friends.
Sadly that's all the time we have for today so, until next time, I bid you farewell and, remember, don't be a Blithering Idiot! Ciao!
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Me: 5
For the morbidly curious the runner-up title was 'Fucking Lunacy'. Which was scrapped so I could at least throw up a pathetically thin pretense of morality. Also to avoid the temptation of moon oriented puns.
Throughout my maintenance of this blog I shall seek to explore the depths of human stupidity, a dark and potentially deadly task indeed. For, if I am not mistaken, a famous German philosopher once said, "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Which conveniently segues into the second, and potentially far more entertaining, goal of this blog. Keeping score. Yes, dear readers, I shall be tracking scores for various parties, including myself, to see who is truly the dumbest, most blithering idiot of them all. For, it is well known, there can be only one!
So, with much ado, I shall award Blithering Idiocy's first 5 incredibly stupid points to... Myself! For starting a blog on the internet! What a grand occasion this is! Truly remarkable. We are off to an excellent start my friends.
Sadly that's all the time we have for today so, until next time, I bid you farewell and, remember, don't be a Blithering Idiot! Ciao!
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Me: 5
